for fun, one day I will

for fun, one day I will be on the Daily Show with John Stewart, and I'll tell all the couples sitting at home that they're attempting to get a glimpse at God through laughter--a noble enough endeavor.

But if they really want to see God, what they need to do is turn off the TV (at the end of the show, ha ha) (after watching all the Viagra commercials, ha ha) and make love with their partner.

Slowly

very slowly

while summoning gratitude into their heart each moment

and saying, in each partner's own mind,

please God

please God

please God

That would be fun.

Then 9 months later, the Daily Show Baby Boom will occur and the US will rise out of the recession.

Hi John,

Thanks for reading this post. I'm quite certain we could make this the highest rated Daily Show in history. The Daily Show Baby Boom!!!